you should purr-obably head back to the main page now!
please fur-get all about this page, okay?
i'm paws-itively sure you'll have a better time there!
cat's all there is folks!
fur-realsies
paw-lease head back now, i'll even paw you the link again
help meow-t here and go back to the main page
you must be feline furry claw-ver now, huh?
how could i purr-suade you to leave?
more purr-ns?
it would be a cat-astrophe if someone saw you here
mew are really testing my patience
you're going to send me into mew-sery if you don't leave soon
i'll get hiss-terical
aren't you suf-fur-ing?
these purr-ns must be purr-ty unbearable
i litter-ally have no more purr-n's please go home